been a while since i last posted something. Someone sent me a joke and i thought it was funny. Some of you might not find it funny. Sorry for those who are offended
THERE WAS A CUCUMBER, A PICKLE, AND A PENIS SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT HOW THIER LIVES SUCKED. THE CUCUMBER "MAN" SAYS, MY LIFE SUCKS. WHEN I GET BIG, FAT, AND JUICY, THEY CUT ME UP AND STICK ME ON A SALAD." THE PICKLE LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, "YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD? WHEN I GET BIG, FAT, AND JUICY, THEY STICK ME IN VINEGAR, PUT SPICES ON ME, AND STICK ME IN A JAR." THE PENIS LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, "YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ROUGH? WHEN I GET BIG, FAT, AND JUICY THEY STICK A RUBBER TARP ON MY HEAD, STICK ME IN A DARK ROOM, AN BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL I THROW UP AND PASS OUT!!!!!!
mystery man michael.....talking and laughing one day ....silent and smiling the next. so i KNOW you are up to something. you are genuine,honest, and keeps your word and thats what i like that about you. thanks for the hook up.
michael michael michael so sweet and patient. what a gentleman he is!! well, what can i say? he is just as good as u would want a guy to get; oh yeah did i mention intelligent and respectful? mmmmhmmm
althougy he claims i can be anti-social at times, i would disagree; just that i'm toooooooooo busy with school, work and other things. try and call!!! oh yeah, i guess i'll call instead.
well, i hope u have a good summer and take care. bye
mike jones....who? the nicest guy you could ever meet, our friendship has grown since the summer and i appreciate that. you better send me my christmas gift son 'cos m getting impatient.
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