Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house, and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy... I'm afraid I did.
Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything!"

Men youn an kreyol.

Yon paste gen yon pitit gason. Li toujou voye pit gason pou li al sele yon bef pou li. Bef la rele vere. Konnye a paste ap preche nan legliz la, li di fidel yo dwe pesevere. Pitit gason menm ki tande Paste a di pesevere, li panse sa li vle di se pou li pese vere(bef la.) Ti neg la ale li touye bef la. Paste a ap preche, li redi pou fidel yo pesevere, pitit gason an leve men' l, li di "papa, m deja pese vere wi."

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day;

he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller

how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain,

rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

Kote Ayisyen yo ye?

Mwen la

nou la an ba an ba

Mwen kontan nou reponn, Winchelle avek Eliotz.
Gen pi plis la, nou sipoze reponn nou. Nou tout knote nan group la. Se yon sel ki vinn yon paket. Hope u get what i'm saying.

That is amazingly funny in a dirty way ! lol.... === Original Message === Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day;

he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller

how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain,

rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

Te gen yon manman ki gen yon ti gason ke rele Tidjo kite renmen di betiz anpil. Yon jou li deside mennen Tidjo legliz pou l we si ta jwenn li yon ti edikasyon anplis, etan yo andedan legliz la pe bezwen atire atanson timoun yo epi li di: M pral poze yon kesyon la a nenpot timoun ki jwenn ni map bali yon dwo kado; epi pe a di, Kisa ki long epi ki gen bab? Voup Tidjo leve men l epi manman l menm ki konnen misye pral fe l wont li prese plonje kache anba ban an, epi Tidjo reponn li MAYI. Pe a di tre byen Tidjo ou genyen ak kiyes w vin legliz la Tidjo ak manman m Pe a di Kotel, Tidjo li kache anba ban paske li panse se ZOZO m ta pral di. Lol

lol that was funny